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penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

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mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

(Source: thetangential, via mydrunkkitchen)

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

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iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

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lameboob:

onlylolgifs:

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

what the fuck

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

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This is the Life I Love

Anonymous said: Lean with it, rock with it

twenyonepilots:

whenwegonnastopwithit

*stands on top of nearest building*

LYRICS THAT MEAN NOTHING WE WERE GIFTED WITH THOUGHT isit

TIME TO MOVE OUR FEET TO AN INTROSPECTIVE BEAT

*runs behind newscaster and grabs microphone from them*

IT AIN’T THE SPEAKERS THAT BUMP HEARTS ITS OUR HEARTS THAT MAKE THE BEAT

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via tyleroakley)